Hell, during the last few years I’ve helped 6,270 guys meet AT LEAST a dozen women a piece in total. And now we got that out of the way, let’s look at some samples of dating profiles with over-the-top intros already!

Samples of dating profiles, sample 1: Who would have thought that a nuclear disaster in Japan made me end up on this site?

That’s when not getting her attention in seconds means goodbye.

All a woman has to do to date online is get a profile, and she’ll be approached.

The result: she sees dozens of samples of dating profiles every day she’s active on the site.

but when they see me fight during the championship? Women are attracted to talent because they make you seem like you’re radiating with confidence, without you having to say anything.

Attractive women see tons of samples of dating profiles because they get 30-50 messages on average a day and… Men that all say similar things and who have similar dating profiles.

because it’ll make me think you’re really a MAN, since most really needy guys always do that. This isn’t where I start promoting financial products and investment advice out of nowhere dude. This is where I used a title to make it painfully obvious that most men (maybe even you) are GOOD at making their lists of hobbies, interests, likes, etc. And this is where I give you samples of dating profiles for the hobbies, interests and/or likes section(s) of your dating profile that ARE worth your while. Sample of dating profile 1: My hobbies are working out in the gym, hanging out with friends, and eating carefully prepared poisonous fish at a Japanese restaurant while hoping I’ll stay alive.

As you can see, you reverse roles with women because THEY usually think all men want when meeting women online is sex with as many women as possible. Samples of dating profiles, sample 2: I like watching movies with friends, traveling, and Britney Spears back when she was still bald (bald chicks are hot!

Plus, you’re making fun of other guys who try to meet women online and of relationships gone wrong. ) Sample of dating profile 3: My favourite books are Harry Potter and The Philosopher’s Stone, one of them Tom Clancy joints, and the bible written in the ancient Katabagan language (hey, I like a challenge! By playing a game of odd one out: two normal things you actually like or do, plus one crazy thing that makes her laugh or curious.

Samples of dating profiles like this one work best when you announce your wish list spoof with a little “Women seem to have wish lists on their profiles, so here is my completely over-the-top and non-serious wish list…” Add as many points to your wish list spoof as you’d like, because as long as you keep making fun of the dating game? ) All I’m doing with all of these samples of dating profiles is showing my sense of humor and that I don’t take myself too seriously. And hey, should you get yourself a dating profile on a site where there is no separate section for hobbies, likes, interests, and so on? A real man with friends, family, goals, hobbies, and passions. Here are some more samples of dating profiles: – Photos are the first impression of the online dating game, so have several photos of different situations.

The point of the following samples of dating profiles is simple: to mock women’s wish lists…

Sample of dating profile 1: – I don’t fall for overly horny, pervy chicks cruising the internet looking for innocent men to take advantage off – If you think you’ll have thoughts of grabbing the scissors and letting them loose on my little head when I’m asleep after our first fight?

ANY disaster works well to grab attention with by the way.