Note: The algorithm tries reconstruct a spelling for the new word after generating its pronunciation, and sometimes this spelling isn't quite right.

It would be great if [insert your child’s first name] could be in [insert preferred teacher’s name]’s class for Year 4 as [insert Year 4 teacher’s first name only] is well known for fostering measurable academic results and welcoming parental feedback.

Sadly, [insert Year 3 teacher’s name] was not so receptive to constructive comments.

For example, enter "giraffe" and you'll get back words like "gazellephant" and "gorilldebeest".

Enter "south america" and "chess" and you'll get back words like "checkuador". It uses the Datamuse API to find related words, and then finds combinations of these words that pair well together phonetically.

[Insert principal’s first name only], you know I’m rarely one to make a fuss, or question your decisions – frankly I’m too busy with tuck-shop, running the craft stall at the fete and the P&C sausage sizzle on election day – but I feel compelled to ask that you take a few things into consideration when drawing up the class lists for 2013. I realise her NAPLAN didn’t entirely reflect that, but it’s well known that [Insert Year 3 teacher’s name], while being a wonderful person, did not prepare the class adequately for the test.

It’s ridiculous to believe that [Insert your child’s first name] is below average in comprehension when she read the entire Twilight series unassisted at age eight.

Subpart 1 enables TPSD to operate educational programs for children and youth in institutions or community day programs for children who are neglected, delinquent and at-risk and for children and youth in adult correctional facilities. Subpart 2 authorizes TPSD to provide programs that serve children and youth who are in locally operated correctional facilities or are attending community day programs for delinquent children and youth.

Additionally, Subpart 2 programs may provide assistance to children and youth who are neglected or at-risk of dropping out of school.

However, funds allocated to the Title I program may not be used to fund other programs.