From rotating beds and erotic wall art, to vibrators in the room and stripper poles in the shower (so dangerous), here's our roundup of America's most salacious stays.

Shack up under a mirrored-ceiling bunk bed for narcissistic, selfie-snapping foreplay, and finish the evening in the party-size shower.

The Dallas location boasts the Erotica, a 650sqft room filled with velvet, fur, and silk for tactile-conscious copulation and a 60s-era Shag-a-delic space with (surprise! Britney Spears stayed here in what we can only assume was an "Oops, I Did It Again" evening.

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A padded headboard provides protection for couples who really want to explore the studio space while a nightstand copy of Kama Sutra provides need-to-know tips to beginners. Sex appeal: Because who doesn't love playing footsie in a seven-foot Champagne-glass whirlpool bathtub? Insider tip: Venture to the gift shop for sex toys from the early '90s, although we strongly suggest checking the expiration date on the condoms. From igloo-encased waterbeds to the Swinger Suite, this den of debauchery in Dodgeville, WI, smacks of an '80s porno set.

Insider Tip: Flick a do-not-disturb light from green to red to Get. Check out the Mid-Evil Suite to fulfill dungeon fantasies with bedside shackles and then redeem yourself in the heart-shaped hydrotherapy tub.

Or, in what can only be described as a bizarre Big-Bird-meets-curdled-milk fetish, shack up in a 300gal copper cheese vat on a ceramic basin for a "bird-bath effect." Insider tip: Check out the full-size Boeing C-97 (with a fuselage signed by Farrah Fawcett) if you feel like joining the mile-high club without the hassle of dealing with TSA.

Sex Appeal: This Texas-based boutique hotel offers a classier (and pricier) take on the pick-your-pleasure suite.

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