Want to ruin someone else’s relationship without the messy business of actually getting involved?

Check out some of the worst and weirdest dating and sex apps out there – for when OKCupid just isn’t going to cut it.

After an hour your listing, photos, tagline and location all disappear.

The only catch is that if you want to continue longterm with your private rendevouz via Pure, you’re going to have to pay.

A basic ‘Weekend Cassanova’ membership costs £225 per month, or you can splash out on the top level ‘International Playboy’ profile costing a mere £903 per month.

Whether you’re looking for “long term relationships”, “lots of casual fun” or to “wife up with your end game girl”, bear in mind the website addresses their particular clientele “If you’re reading this, then you’re probably already a reasonably attractive and successful guy.

You can then send them voice messages and videos of yourself, which to be honest will probably be used for more sinful than heavenly reasons really.

You want to use Tinder, but you’re too busy, and you’re loaded (it is the perfect time of year for it with revision and student loans…). Aimed at rich single men with little free time to spare, Personal Dating Assistants provides an online profile management and ghostwriting service for dating profiles.

Then you can go online afterwards and see how well you did against the rest of the world – who needs pillow talk anyway?

Do you spend most of your free time staring daggers at the “in a relationship” status on your one-true-love’s Facebook?

Simply choose which of your friends you want the site to send you notifications about when there’s a change in their relationship status. For those who want to know what that swipe left actually means, Heavenly Sinful is a simple way to find out exactly what they’re looking for.

Then, if your Facebook friend changes their relationship status, the website will send you an email, so you’ll be right in there straight away. As well as swiping left you can use the app to specify whether you’re feeling Heavenly (“Let’s go for a cute Frappuccino and take selfies”) or Sinful (“Hey, I would like to have sex with you”).

Using the microphone and ‘accelerometer’ to determine an accurate score, the app claims “All you have to do is start the application, put your i Phone on the bed, in an arm band, or even in your pocket and have intercourse, it is as easy as that.