In general, subvert any and all natural inclinations you may have as a woman, and pretend like nothing means really anything at all to you, or else any guy, anywhere, will run like the wind from you, because guys can’t stand a woman that harbors an actual emotion that might pertain to said guy. The whole thing consumed me for about 90 minutes and made me feel sick for several reasons.

I’ll admit that my feelings were not altogether rational at the time, but they were a product of being brainwashed by his mind-sucking prose: 1) The feeling that men and women are so irreconcilably different that we can never truly be ourselves with each other; anything that promotes this idea is just depressing.

3) At the same time, I hate sitting around with a group of women complaining that “All men are dogs,” etc.

And if you’re looking to learn how to get laid consistently, Tinder in my opinion, is the best place to hone your skills.

If I’d had access to Tinder at 18, as opposed to 56k dialup internet, I would have been in heaven.

Let the quirkyalone version of this conversation begin in the comments. Originally was sucked in by another character selling something STRANGELY LIKE the Christiian Carter series, I cannot recall his name right now, but is also selling something called or referring to Secrets of Communicating with Men (to get where you need to be with them).

Join us and have your first tangasm in Buenos Aires. And so I downloaded ALL the material, burned to cds and now I’m brainwashing myself day & night.

For those of you guys not familiar, Tinder is the most popular dating app and the first of its kind.

It uses your Facebook account and photos as your profile pics while giving you a couple lines of text to describe yourself – it’s super easy to use.

The sickest thing is that for a moment I even considered typing my credit card address, until I awoke from the hallucination and realized it would be hell to get him to stop charging me money.

His real name is David De Angelo, and once I had the wherewithal to do a search-binge on him, I found numerous consumer complaints from women who claimed that he wouldn’t stop charging them after they asked to unsubscribe.

Explanation for that being because no matter what I do or whom I am with, I don’t understand men, they don’t understand me, and I’m tired of relationships fizzling out.